Shaq, Can you dig it?

As my Whole Lot'a Chatter counterpart Chase Arthur mentioned earlier, Shaq has announced his retirement today. He was one of the greatest centers of all time on the court and had a flair for entertainment off the court, which is what I'd like to focus on in this post. Some may remember him as a burger dealing shaft, but how can you forget a 7-foot genie?

This is the last memory I'd like to leave of Shaq, because that is the most efficient way to ensure that you Just Score.